Closure Won't Stop Nosotros
Our dream got shot in the leg…but a plan is afoot
Nosotros has dreams to be the best gym ever! Unfortunately, our dream got shot in the leg. We’ve been shut down. But our plan to stop the bleeding will boost business, members, and nonmembers!
Business
The first step to stop the bleeding is apply pressure. We’ve busted our butt to cut all expenses, wifi, insurance, and credit card processing. We’ve applied for grants and even made a ton of returns to Home Depot and Menards. If you know Nosotros, we’re relentless about improvement. We’ve taken all the store credit from returns and used this time to upgrade Lakewood with uniform padding, vinyl flooring, and textured painting!
Members
The second step to stop the bleeding is elevation. We’ve been lifting our members up by offering them:
Giveaways every Friday!
Climbing on our Sanitized Solo Wall every day!
Video conference groups on Zoom every day!
Game nights on the Houseparty app!
Personal phone calls as a nice gesture to check in!
Nonmembers
The third step to stop the bleeding is support. You rinse, cleanse, and bandage the wound. Below are ways we can support you!
Day Pass! - We now offer the only climbing in town. Our Sanitized Solo Wall has become a well-oiled machine with routine resets and thorough sterilization! Score a $15 Outdoor Day Pass and we’ll send you a link to schedule your climbing session!
10 Punch! - Save a little cash in the long run by grabbing an Outdoor 10 Punch for $119! It gives you 10 Day Passes at a lower rate! And yes, if you don’t use all your punches, of course, they will carry over to the gyms once we open!
Membership! - Ready to cut the crap and get serious? Grip a $50 membership and climb for $1.66 a day, because our Sanitized Solo Wall is open every day of the week! Furthermore, how’s social distancing from your fridge going?! Our memberships include video conference zoom groups with workouts, yoga, a diet class, and much more!
Assistance! - Is there any way Nosotros can support you during this time? Please let us know!
Happy Hour Game Night! - Members and nonmembers unite, this is for everybody! Mark your calendars for Tuesday, April 28 at 8pm because we’re meeting on the Houseparty app to have a happy hour and play some games!